The Reason Sweets Are Bad

Is because you are driving home for lunch and thinking about making a delicious fried egg and having an English muffin all buttery and good with it and then you walk into the house and you see the dark chocolate covered melty mints and you tell yourself you don't even want one and then you are drinking your tea and doing some work, still planning on making that egg and toast, and then you think well, maybe I will just have ONE dark chocolate covered melty mint and then after you eat it you realize it is so delicious that there is nothing more delicious than that and then you don't even want to make your egg and toast that you were so excited about before!  Aaarrrgghhh!  Get away from me sweets!  You poison my brain!